Poslao: Sre Nov 28, 2007 4:32 am Naslov: 45 THINGS YOU'D NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
45 THINGS YOU'D NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
1. The Chief of Police is always black.
2. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
3. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
4. A detective can only solve a case once he's been suspended from duty.
5. All grocery bags contain at least one loaf of French Bread.
6. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
7. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
8. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
9. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
10. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
11. You're very likely o survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
13. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
14. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
15. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
16. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
17. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
18. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill, just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
19. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
20. Kitchens don't have a light switches. When entering a kitchen just open the fridge door and use that light.
21. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any noise in their most revealing underwear.
22. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: enter password now.
23. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon, and waffles for their family every morning, even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
24. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
25. The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective--or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
26. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of football stadium.
27. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a St. Patricks Day parade-at any time of the year.
28. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
29. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
30. It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
31. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
32. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts, so you know when they're going to go off.
33. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying next to her.
34. Most dogs are immortal.
35. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
36. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
37. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
38. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
39. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, or alien invasion, will ever go into shock.
40. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
41. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
42. You can always find a chain-saw when you need one.
43. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds-unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
44. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
45. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment. _________________ Dial up POST PAID INTERNET:
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45 STVARI KOJE NE BI ZNALI BEZ FILMOVA
1. Sef policije je uvek crnac.
2. Svi telefonski brojevi u Americi pocinju sa brojevima 555.
3. Uvek je moguce parkirati direktno ispred zgrade koju posecujete.
4. Detektiv moze resiti slucaj samo ako je suspendovan.
5. Ne mog prevedem, mogu al ne razumem poentu.
6. Sredjnovekovni seljaci imaju odlicne zube.
7. Jednostavno je za svakog da spusti avion ako postoji neko da mu govori kako iz komandnog tornja.
8. Jednom stavljen, (onoj sto se tura kad usne ispucaju, ne mog se setim) se nikad ne skida, pa ni u slucaju ronjenja.
9. Ventilacioni sistem u svakom zgradi je odlicno mesto za sakrivanje. Niko nece ni pomisliti da pogleda tamo, i mozete da putuje sa jednog dela zgrade na drugi bez poteskoca.
10. Ako vam se pistolj isprazni, uvek cete imati jos municije, iako niste poneli.
11. Vrlo je moguce da prezivite svaku bitku dok ne pokazate nekome sliku vase dece.
12. mrzi me vishe... _________________ Bikloner je neizostavna stvar kad se gemanzuju restabulizovane bambrezne, ili vudlovane frscokle, nije bitno ako susnjaju vimbloni kod levu shpelvrcnu kad su tu felder kapne
Razmisljao sam ranije za taj 555, i mora da je to neka fora da manijaci ne uznemiravaju ljude. Ono, ako stave neki obican broj pa se slucajno pogodi da taj broj stvarno postoji. Isto vazi i za IP adrese. Kad god se u filmu vidi IP adresa, uvek je nesto tipa 352.111.xxx... Nije moguce da su oni tolike budale, nego to mora da su neke fore protiv manijaka.
a sa IP-jem tesko da mozes mnogo da ih ozledis, barem ja i ti ne _________________ Bikloner je neizostavna stvar kad se gemanzuju restabulizovane bambrezne, ili vudlovane frscokle, nije bitno ako susnjaju vimbloni kod levu shpelvrcnu kad su tu felder kapne
hehe bese skoro neki broj koji se prica u nasem domacem filmu najebo tj clanik broja na kraju morao da promeni broj heheh u nekom novijem filmu mislim da je bilo rane ili sl... _________________ Dial up POST PAID INTERNET:
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